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[Rainbird]

Squilliam said:

Rainbird said:

Squilliam said:

Perhaps its something you need to sit on and meditate for a few hours? I hear the lotus position is pretty good at sorting out wonky rear ends.

Perhaps... though I don't have any lotion at hand. You wouldn't happen to have "heard" how toothpaste works in these cases?

Depends... depends on how much you like the cold of lotion. But the effect of the cold is magnified quite significantly compared to normal lotion so its up to you to decide how much chill you can tolerate.

In other words, putting the toothpaste in the freezer a bit before using it ought to do the trick