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senortaco on 05 June 2009
superchunk said:
Just as Wii had broken TVs from hairless monkeys who shouldn't be let out of their cages, PS3 will have plenty of broken orbs on their new controller when it eventually launches. I'm that thing better be made out of some really great plastic.

Honestly, my vote for joke of the show was all the damn dress up software by like 4 different devs. Seriously, girls gtfo and buy a damn barbie to play dress up. wasting my dev time on that crap.

After that would be the vitality sensor.

O...M...G! I completely forgot about that, lol. That and the new E3 phase....TWEENS...*shivers*



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superchunk on 05 June 2009
senortaco said:
superchunk said:
Just as Wii had broken TVs from hairless monkeys who shouldn't be let out of their cages, PS3 will have plenty of broken orbs on their new controller when it eventually launches. I'm that thing better be made out of some really great plastic.

Honestly, my vote for joke of the show was all the damn dress up software by like 4 different devs. Seriously, girls gtfo and buy a damn barbie to play dress up. wasting my dev time on that crap.

After that would be the vitality sensor.

O...M...G! I completely forgot about that, lol. That and the new E3 phase....TWEENS...*shivers*

Good god your avatar makes me so freakin' .... aaahh.



NJ5 on 05 June 2009

The biggest joke of E3 was the media and fan reactions to Natal. Suddenly everyone turned their brains off and started going off about potential, apparently without giving it the slightest bit of thought. Never mind the fact that Natal looks more suited to casual gaming than Wii's controls, when everyone called the Wii casual for the controls. Never mind that the demo didn't work properly.

The fact that it happened after Nintendo getting shit for 3 years for motion controls is the icing on the cake.

 



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Majin-Tenshinhan on 05 June 2009

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dahuman on 05 June 2009

I just know I have never laughed so hard to any E3 ever before until I watched this year's MS showing, the entire thing was a big joke but it was so entertaining, I don't think anybody can top this one. beatles rockband! 2 old women comes on stage, "I slept with them! yeah!" hug then walked off the stage. Kojima coming up on stage, talks for 1 minute, then walked right off. The chick from the guild? seriously? spielberg coming out and go "wuzza!" then Natal lol, oh god Natal, ahahahahahaha!

the other 2 were pretty close on the joke meter, with Sony pulling ahead just by a tiny bit.



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Akvod on 05 June 2009
axumblade said:
NJ5 said:

The biggest joke of E3 was the media and fan reactions to Natal. Suddenly everyone turned their brains off and started going off about potential, apparently without giving it the slightest bit of thought. Never mind the fact that Natal looks more suited to casual gaming than Wii's controls, when everyone called the Wii casual for the controls. Never mind that the demo didn't work properly.

The fact that it happened after Nintendo getting shit for 3 years for motion controls is the icing on the cake.

 

lol. all I want to be able to do is point at a spot on the map and control my troops in my plot for world domination (in a RTS).

Just use a mouse... or convince Sony or Microsoft to allow us to play with mouse and keyboard for RTS games on the console.



forevercloud3000 on 05 June 2009

The PSP GO: just as Sony said, the worst kept secret of E3 history lol. It also is kinda dumb to make a PSP system that cannot play majority of PSP games AND costs an additional 100 bucks.

Natal: video recording for a live demonstration ftl....

Lost Planet 2: Why even allow this to be toated as exclusive? Sony made a complete mockery of this during their conference.



      

      

      

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senortaco on 05 June 2009
superchunk said:
senortaco said:
superchunk said:
Just as Wii had broken TVs from hairless monkeys who shouldn't be let out of their cages, PS3 will have plenty of broken orbs on their new controller when it eventually launches. I'm that thing better be made out of some really great plastic.

Honestly, my vote for joke of the show was all the damn dress up software by like 4 different devs. Seriously, girls gtfo and buy a damn barbie to play dress up. wasting my dev time on that crap.

After that would be the vitality sensor.

O...M...G! I completely forgot about that, lol. That and the new E3 phase....TWEENS...*shivers*

Good god your avatar makes me so freakin' .... aaahh.

LOL! Thats a friend of mine *pops collar* from Jersey shes good peeps! =D I don't think I'll get in trouble for droppin her link here...

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Showertea on 05 June 2009

Another priceless moment was when Sony dedicated, like, 10 minutes to Assassin's Creed 2 gameplay. Umm... isn't AC2 a multiplatform game? Are you really that starved for content, Sony?



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JEDE3 on 05 June 2009
Showertea said:
Another priceless moment was when Sony dedicated, like, 10 minutes to Assassin's Creed 2 gameplay. Umm... isn't AC2 a multiplatform game? Are you really that starved for content, Sony?


So what does that make MS' first 40 minutes of the presser?