Any moderator reading could you please sticky this thread, this thread will be very informative to the community. New members will find guidance and peace of mind in this thread. Thank you.

I would like to make it clear that this thread is not about me but speaking in general terms, and I in now way support animal cruelty.

                                                                  How to remain undetected

                                                                                  By Megaman.2.

Chapter 1 - On the Verge of Greatness

There was a guy named David Johnson, he was a passionate, respectful and outspoken member. He was an asset to the community but his misguided and ouspoken comments always landed him in trouble. He was a masterful debater and poster but lacked the intelligents to remain undetected from the system. Time after time David Johnson found himself on the receiving end of a hammer. He was not happy!

Chapter 2 - Back to the drawing board

David Johnson came back from his third ban, he said to himself this can't go on it wont be long until im perma-banned. He began  by watching and analysing the Metal gear series, David Johnson was very much impressed with the sheer stealth being used. He began taking notes and drew up his plan. But before all that he had to win the respect of the community he went into asylum, maintaining a low profile. As time went on he became known as a fair and balanced journalist/poster.

Chapter 3 - Introduction of Stealth

Having succesfully established an identity and being one of the community, he began implementing his stealth program. Now and than he would crossover to the dark side and cause havock, while remaining undetected from the system. David Johnson had created such as brand image he was no longer on the radar of the police. He would sometimes blatantly cause havock while drinking tea, and still manage to get away with it.

Chapter 4 - He remained undetected

He has managed to outsmart the system, he is now a retired poster. His journals on how to remain undetected have been published in 26 languages and used in every gaming forum in the world. Warner Bros has bought the rights to the movie. Set to be titled - "How to remain undetected while drinking tea". His most famous quote was "When youre on the gaming forums, remember to put your keyboard and cardboard box in gear. Its stealth time"

This book is currently no1 on the New York's best sellers list.

This piece of journalism/writing will help the community evolve.

Megaman.2.

what? I think you shoudl write the book "massive flub"

I wonder if rol will write a book now. Kirby should write one called identity crisis.

So this a guide on how to be a stealth troll?

Are you David Johnson? and your Spamming your book?

kirby007 said: what? I think you shoudl write the book "massive flub"

whats a flub? i'd google it but im scared of what i might find..

I would be interested in the book, if it can tell me how to start the next Internet Meme without being identified. I have an idea for a slogan, but it needs to remain anonymous, because that is a key part to it being spread. However, everyone on the Internet, you leave trails behind, and they track it down. Once word gets out YOU are the one doing it, it is over.

axumblade said: trashleg said: kirby007 said: what? I think you shoudl write the book "massive flub" whats a flub? i'd google it but im scared of what i might find.. There are 3 pages of definitions on here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flub None are terrible. I was assuming it was way worse, that's why I looked it up through urbandictionary. x.o

haha, thank you!

lmao@ "i flubbed her hard!"

aah, urbandictionary.. where would we be without you? <3