I, among many of my PS3 brethren, felt the stinging pain that resided after Microsoft's press conference today came to a close. With great eclusive titles announced such as Crackdown 2, Forza 3, and Joyride (lol) I witnessed Microsoft deal successive and intensive blows at not only my favorite gaming console, but my favorite gaming company as well.

If only that was the end, Microsoft then went on to announce a truly ground-breaking and revolutionary Motion-Sensor entitled PROJECT NATAL accompanied by the breathtakingly original piece of software MILO (No offense but this kid is creepy as hell). Don Mattrick (douche) then went on to make stabbingly insulting remarks that were cleary targeted at Sony's flagship racer Gran Turismo 5.

Don Mattrick (douche) also made increasingly smug gestures including self-applause, dumb-ass smiles, and the constant muttering of the prase "WooHoo!!" whenever anything remotely interesting happened. After such a display of insulting and horrific behavior accompanied by multiple exclusive titles, it is no wonder that Xbox fans rejoiced in the wake of Playstation fans nearly commiting suicide.

And when it couldn't get any worse Don Mattrick (douche) had to steal PS3's one and only 3rd party exclusive franchise with the announcement of MGS: Rising (I forgive you Kojima).

This is the matter we must address PS3 fans. The constant jarring and boasting Xbots after todays events must come to an end. those pretentious buttholes have declared themselves the victor before even giving Sony the chance.

These xbots have completely defiled the sanctity of the gaming company that is SCE. So to this I make a call to all Sony fans across the globe: Do not forget your faith in Sony. Do not give in to the many enticements presented by Microsoft today. And most of all, do not allow Microsoft and their fanboys to declare this victory before we have even sown up to the battle.

This is not a race gentlmen, it is a war between the blacks and the greens (forget the whites they don't count) and do not forget that to achieve victory will require the full-hearted devotion of not just some, but every one of you black beauty lovers. WE WILL ACIEVE VICTORY!!! WE WILL LIVE B3YOND!!!

In Sony's name... AMEN

Well don't forget, Sony has their Press Conference tomorrow. The war still rages on.

But Nintendo goes first tomorrow so when Nintendo is done people will be so amazing and speechless about Nintendo's conference they will forget Sony's.

Tommorow will be the telling grounds for sony's future, we will see what can be done to offset the damages of losing every 3rd party exclusive.

Btw i own wii, ps3, and xbox360.  So either way i win but my Yellow light of death might not get fixed if there is no reason to.  Damn wii's gpu is fried too but definatly sending that in just to play monster hunter 3, zelda's, mario's.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's by no means a loss for Sony just yet, but make no mistake they need to have a very good show to take some of the shine off Microsoft.

Some of our Sony brethren have gathered before, without you sir, and decided that the best way to combat this force is to declare to all who will hear, that said MS conference wasn't really that great at all, and that indeed our blasphemous eyes and ears did deceive us. MS' trickery is great, and things weren't as grand as they appeared.

So sing this to all who you see sir, and the Sony conference will look grand by comparison.

We have footage of GT5 afterall. That will win it for us, or I'll be damned, sir!

you won't be laughing tomorrow

Read the fucking title....

On topic, Im sure Sony will pull out all the stops tomorrow.

Here would be a good time to quote Braveheart. "They may take our 3rd Party Exclusives...but they will never take our ______!" I don't know what to insert into the blank. Any suggestions?