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Some of our Sony brethren have gathered before, without you sir, and decided that the best way to combat this force is to declare to all who will hear, that said MS conference wasn't really that great at all, and that indeed our blasphemous eyes and ears did deceive us. MS' trickery is great, and things weren't as grand as they appeared.

So sing this to all who you see sir, and the Sony conference will look grand by comparison.

We have footage of GT5 afterall. That will win it for us, or I'll be damned, sir!



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.