* Warning:  Under absolutely NO circumstance should you use any of these "pick-up" lines in an unsupervised environment!!

Simple.  I just want to hear the "best" of your worst pick-up lines.  Best line wins a date with  Mercy20.   Here are a few examples:

"Do you sleep on your stomach? ........Can I?"

"Excuse me, miss.  You dropped something......My jaw!"

*Grabs woman's ass* "Pardon me, but is this seat taken?"

So, anybody else got some?

I'll bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms
I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?
Girl, you smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.

Pretty much anything from this song;

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

"Today's word is legs. So lets go back to your place and spread the word."

I'm going to call your left leg Christmas and your right leg New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays?


Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Are those astronaut pants? Because your body is out of this world

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together

Can I buy you a spatula?

Do you work for Cingular? Because you're raising my bar!