Kratos, Link, and Master Chief can only use gaming platforms as weapons, which one would they choose?

I think all would rock a PC.

Kratos = PS3
Link = Wii
MC = 360

Kratos picks the PS3, hoping to crush his opponents under its ponderous size and weight.
MS picks the 360, attempting to fry the enemy with the GPU.
Link picks the Wii and gets his cartoony little rear handed to him because TEH WII ISNt 4 VOILENT MATURE GAEMS LOL

Kratos :Ps2
Link :snes
MC:360

Oh really, then why does Wii have Madworld, Resident Evil,Tenchu, The Conduit, The House of the Dead etc.

I think Kratos would pick the 360. The combination of the console and the Brick will be a lot similar to the chains :P


BTW for those of you who don't know what is the brick BEHOLD !!!!!

Actually, this  is a very, very serious thread.

I want to know which game system I can use a home security device incase of burgulars.

lmfao but i think hell use dual wii motes tied together and throw them through your tv screen

I was making fun of the ZOMGKIDDY trolls.

 Yeah its not like this thread was rooted in any logic.

now people are arguing over which system is the best killer weapon.

I mean people, Couldn't you see Link killing Gannon with a PS3 in his hands?

Isn't the Cell Chip more powerful than the Master Sword?