Millennium on 05 May 2009
Kratos picks the PS3, hoping to crush his opponents under its ponderous size and weight.
MS picks the 360, attempting to fry the enemy with the GPU.
Link picks the Wii and gets his cartoony little rear handed to him because TEH WII ISNt 4 VOILENT MATURE GAEMS LOL
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
