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Sometimes it can appear that there are no girls on the internet or on any video games. But 38% of the gaming populace is female and we'd like to take a moment to talk about why Gaming Girls rock. But don't worry, we're up to the task of being complimentary while adding as much sexual innuendo as possible.

#7 They're easy to approach

 

With a guy you've never met, you can walk up, say "Sup, man" and become life long friends. Going up to a girl to talk for the first time can be a task more panic inducing than having the power go out 5 seconds before you were going to save.

But if you know a girl that plays on the same realm as you do then a simple "Hey have you made a Death Knight?" could just be the start to a good friendship that may eventually lead to some raiding.

#6 Their self esteem is high(er)

 

As we mentioned in another article, playing games can teach you how to deal with obnoxious people. Gamer Girls can take that skill and amp it up even more by being able to throw back taunts like "you just got beaten by a girl." And anyone who's beaten a game on expert knows the euphoria that follows the final cutscene and credits. Just be in the same room with a Gamer Girl as she wins and you might find that you're a winner too. *

 

*We're either talking about how you will learn how to beat the final boss from her or the fact that in her excited state she will have sex with you without even being drunk.

#5 You'll know them better than some of their other friends

 

Three to four hours spent raiding or courting headshots can be fun but many times it can be tedious. In those long periods of nothing spectacular happening, people usually start talking about stuff. This is no different with girls, except that a group of guys will probably not be talking about their feelings.

If you do a lot of online play with a Gamer Girl you'll soon start learning many things, some which can be helpful the next time you're looking for a date and other things that you could probably do without.

In the end you'll have accumulated a vast knowledge of the feminine mind. But despite that information you will still never be able to understand why they like the Jonas Brothers.

#4 They're Tech Savvy

 

If you play games for a while there's bound to be times when stuff just stops working for no reason. Gaming girls, just like guys, learn to search for fixes, updates and where the best spot to kick your console into working again is located.

And as many of us guys are clueless we can learn that if they ever call us to come over and fix something, despite them knowing more than we do, we might just stumble our way into a great one on one match to see who comes out on top.*

*In case that wasn't obvious enough, we're talking about sex AND gaming with this one.

#3 They Don't Mind If You Play Video Games

 

It seems like the simplest thing, you like video games and thus you play video games. To another guy this will make sense. To a girl, this might sound like an addiction. "How can you not want to spend time with me your girlfriend/platonic friend" they might say.

It's not that we don't want to spend time, we actually like doing that. It just so happens that we are on level 45 of a side scroller that uses passwords to save and our last pen ran out of ink and pausing the game for one second could completely destroy our momentum.

Gamer Girls get this. They understand that there are some times when you just gotta play. Once it's over you'll be there, they know that. They might even watch you play and try to help you out which can sometimes be helpful and sometimes hurtful. They might break out the PSP or DS and play a game of their own while they wait for you to finish.

Regular girls might snap and pull the plug on your computer and quite possibly on the life support system you'll need after a ten inch stiletto heel spikes you in the gut.

#2 They're equally as attractive as non gaming girls

 

Looks aren't everything, right? Right?

Gaming girls come in all shapes and sizes, unlike male gamers who tend to come in extremely skinny or really, really big boned. Gamer Girls can be cute, hot, sexy or average.

At least until the costumes go on.

 

If you go to a gaming convention dressed as your favorite character, chances are that the suit has some "adjustments" to accomodate the difference between your online avatar and reality.

Gamer Girls however, can do a pretty damn good recreation of their avatar, right down to the bright red breastplate, done to scale and with the correct amount of encrusted diamonds and gold lining.

#1 They Understand you

Male and female brains are wired differently. Females are more likely to like the color pink and guys are more likely to laugh at someone getting hit in the crotch by a ball.* A common interest in video games allows the male and female brains to cross the gap into understanding each other better. Gamer Girls know the pain of a weapon being retooled into a piece of crap and the joy of finding an exploit before anyone else.

And other than serving in the military during war times, games can forge a bond of friendship that you might not share with any other woman. Going through a six hour raid and sacrificing health and loot to save one another is something that Brazilian underwear model will never understand.

They also know how to handle a joystick.

* Footballs are the most comical balls to be hit with. They've done studies on this.



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Pretty good list :p



Good list, gotta get me one of those gaming chicks XD



First off if their self esteem was higher then they wouldn´t be playing games.Second I think the concept of a gamer girl is a lie made by the internet and nintendo lying to people making them belief that they have a larger demographic.I have yet to see one in real life.



Yes, but when they own you at MarioKart or SSBM, your male ego take the hit harder...

(it happened to me with the geek gf of a friend of mine :/)



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ctk495 said:

First off if their self esteem was higher then they wouldn´t be playing games.Second I think the concept of a gamer girl is a lie made by the internet and nintendo lying to people making them belief that they have a larger demographic.I have yet to see one in real life.

lolwut. Playing games = Low self-esteem? How they hell did you draw that conclusion?

Also, I've met tons of gamer girls. Maybe you just hang around in different groups.



Solid List. Nearly perfection is only #5 wasn't so ambiguous.



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Majin-Tenshinhan said:
ctk495 said:

First off if their self esteem was higher then they wouldn´t be playing games.Second I think the concept of a gamer girl is a lie made by the internet and nintendo lying to people making them belief that they have a larger demographic.I have yet to see one in real life.

lolwut. Playing games = Low self-esteem? How they hell did you draw that conclusion?

Also, I've met tons of gamer girls. Maybe you just hang around in different groups.

I did not mean that.What I was trying to say is if they would have a high self esteem then they would probably be cheerleaders or something like that.

 



They have attractive 'qualities' because the ones that are just attractive are few and far between.




ctk495 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
ctk495 said:

First off if their self esteem was higher then they wouldn´t be playing games.Second I think the concept of a gamer girl is a lie made by the internet and nintendo lying to people making them belief that they have a larger demographic.I have yet to see one in real life.

lolwut. Playing games = Low self-esteem? How they hell did you draw that conclusion?

Also, I've met tons of gamer girls. Maybe you just hang around in different groups.

I did not mean that.What I was trying to say is if they would have a high self esteem then they would probably be cheerleaders or something like that.

 

Why would they be cheerleaders if they had high self esteem? O.o I don't see how either cheerleading or gaming is connected to self esteem at all...