Please post any of your funniest/embarassing moments from your academic life. Non-academic funnies will also be accepted. Also please keep immature comments like flames at a minimum please.

Here's mine:

we were playing flag football at th 8th grade and this kid had the football and another guy was chasing him. so when he grabbed his flag he pulled down his pants.

Once....no wait nevermind.

LOL, that was funny.

In 1st grade, we were watching a movie, and I had to shit really bad, so I got out of the classroom and started sprinting to the bathroom. Right when I opened the bathroom door, I shit my pants. I had to go to the principal's office and wear some backup pants, which were 5 sizes too big.

Then later in 2nd or 3rd grade, I was dancing around in MC Hammer Pants (my own pair, not the just-shit-yourself backup pair) and a teacher blew a whistle for everybody to get in line and take roll. I kept dancing, and the teacher yelled "Hey you in the Hammer pants!" and everybody laughed at me. I was like soooooo embarrassed.

Then later in high school I was running around the field with the cross country team, and when we ran by the girls' soccer team doing their stretches I said "Hey ladies" and waved and gave them a cheesy grin and then BOOM! ran into a bunch of trash cans and fell over. The whole girls' soccer team laughed at me! (I planned that one, and only some of the girls who knew me got the joke, and the rest really thought I was that dumb.)

Also in high school, after school, a few blocks away, I was getting frisked by cops right when the schoolbus with the whole track team drove by. I got instant messages all night as rumors spread about me "getting totally busted by the cops." I instantly had a badass image, even though I didn't do anything.

In 6th grade on a long-distant field trip, we were allowed to bring electronice for the trip, so I brought my DS with Mario Kart. When we got on the bus to go home, I thought that the driver wasn't going to go over the safety instructions again because we heard them on the way there. So I put on headphones and played Mario Kart.
Well, I was playing Waluigi Pinball, and I got to the part with the giant pinballs. I have no idea to this day what came over me, but all of the sudden, I shouted as loud as I could, "AAAAAHHHHH! GIANT BALLS! RUN!" Then I heard a loud "SHHHHH!" from the person across from me, and I looked up to see the whole bus staring at me. I sank to my seat as laughter broke out.

LOL, that is way too funny!

In high school, I was late to class as the bell was ringing, it stops. I sprint into my class, hop over the first row of desks and then into the last desk in the second row, sit down, and my desk moves over to the right, I fall flat on my ass and start laughing like a mad man. Then the rest of the class started laughing. It was hilarious.

Nothing funny ever happens at my school.

I used to fall over in my desk on purpose when the teacher wasn't looking.  There'd be a loud crash, the teacher would run over and ask if I was okay, and I'd be like "Yeah I think so... ouch" and get back up and collect my books and pencils and crap.  Then 15 minutes later I'd do it again, they'd realize I was faking it, and they'd kick me out of the class.  Classic zing.

But if it was this one old senile Spanish teacher, she'd say "Are you okay?  You can take a nap if you want."  We were 18.

Ill give a better answers tomorrow I am about to pass out right now.I am tired.