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Snesboy said:
In high school, I was late to class as the bell was ringing, it stops. I sprint into my class, hop over the first row of desks and then into the last desk in the second row, sit down, and my desk moves over to the right, I fall flat on my ass and start laughing like a mad man. Then the rest of the class started laughing. It was hilarious.

I used to fall over in my desk on purpose when the teacher wasn't looking.  There'd be a loud crash, the teacher would run over and ask if I was okay, and I'd be like "Yeah I think so... ouch" and get back up and collect my books and pencils and crap.  Then 15 minutes later I'd do it again, they'd realize I was faking it, and they'd kick me out of the class.  Classic zing.

But if it was this one old senile Spanish teacher, she'd say "Are you okay?  You can take a nap if you want."  We were 18.