Maybe it's a little too purr-fect.

here's an idea on revising your script

1) Write it like an actual script. Put in acting notations, description, etc, kinda like a movie script. It will allow you to imagine the scene, see how certain lines should actually be said, etc. I guarantee you that AVGN does this. Irate Gamer doesnt, but he's an idiot, and you're looking more and more like a ripoff of him and not AVGN. Of course, dont follow the script to the T, it makes your acting in the reviews and your speaking unnatural feeling, you need to improvise here and there to keep a natural flow, this happens even in major hollywood productions sometimes.

2) Dont revise it a thousand times. In fact, dont even release it unless YOU are satisfied with the quality of work. None of our opinions matter, as you say, you hate your reviewers, why release something you hate? In fact, you should drop the whole ripoff shtick in the first place, its obviously not working for you.

3) STOP REVISING YOUR DAMN REVIEWS!!!!! I have tried telling you this in your youtube comments A MILLION TIMES and yet you still do it, the one thing people hate most about your channel is the fact that you have to do so many damn revisions. If your review fails, whatever, move on to the next.

BRAND NEW REVIEW!!! BLINX!!!

WATCH IT NOW!!! RIGHT NOW!!!

PART 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USp_o3tlCv8

PART 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKrmwxevHU

NEXT REVIEW SCRIPT

THE CAT IN THE HAT FOR XBOX

HELP ME MAKE IT BETTER

THANKS

This is a movie-game. It is not pretty.

It is very bad... And Austin Powers is a kitty.

The book is a legend. The movie is okay.

But I do not like this movie-game... I must say.

I would not like it on a boat.

I would not like it in a moat.

I would not like it on a boat, in a moat, for I must quote.

This game is shit shit shit shit...

And I do not like it. Not one little bit.

Furries rejoice, Michael Myers is a cat.

But could this cat over act a cat anymore than that?

Look at that cat. Isn't he merry?

Is it just me, or is that cat fucking scary?

This is the Cat in the Hat. Why doesn't it rhyme?

The graphics are so primitive and bland, it should be a crime.

The fish does not give advice when advice is needed.

He is either missing or says nothing to be heeded.

Go to every bowl and his words will be repeated.

He states the obvious, followed by Cat's comedy fail.

This game is not fun. It's overly simplistic, repetitive, and stale.

Special effects go through the floor and every level is the same.

This could've been good. Boy, what a shame.

The only thing fun is bouncing in the air.

That rocket. That rocket. Who put that there?

Asshole made me miss that movie slate board. This is unfair.

Airborne shooting is awkward as tits... On a male hare.

Two faced butt heads! Funny? It is not.

Cat's jokes are better... For making my brain rot.

He didn't say ass. Isn't that funny?

Maybe this game was made for more than just money.

That is illogical. His fur feels pain?

Cat! Quiet! Before I go insane!

Too close to the edges, enemies scatter.

But if you ever get hit, well that doesn't matter.

There's more than plenty of health cakes, served to you on a silver platter.

That was unfair. Why do I persist?

That was very cheap. Tricking me to fall into the abyss.

Any last words for this game, Cat? How about ten plus one?

CAT SAYS: Well... That gave a whole new definition to the word fun.

Link me to your best video. If it's good, I'll subscribe.

How do I upload an image? It's not working.

good mickeymousecapades one. You're getting better.

FROM THE AVGN HIMSELF:

Hey Alexander,

If you want a formal quote from me, you can use this.

"To Game Dude: I'm flattered that you and so many others have been inspired by my work. I can tell you're putting a lot of effort into it, but the main point is to have fun with it and experiment."

But you shouldn't let trolls bother you. Especially if you defend yourself, it would show that you're bothered by it. It's up to you, how you want to interact with comments you've gotten, but I would say just push ahead and don't worry about whatever nasty comments you may be getting.

As far as what you want to do with the videos, the rhyming idea on the Dr. Seuss video was a good idea, because it fit the Dr. Suess subject matter. Depending on the game, continue to experiment like that. Come up with something that nobody else could ever dream of. There's no rules, go for the sky!

James

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF.