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THE CAT IN THE HAT FOR XBOX
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This is a movie-game. It is not pretty.
It is very bad... And Austin Powers is a kitty.
The book is a legend. The movie is okay.
But I do not like this movie-game... I must say.
I would not like it on a boat.
I would not like it in a moat.
I would not like it on a boat, in a moat, for I must quote.
This game is shit shit shit shit...
And I do not like it. Not one little bit.
Furries rejoice, Michael Myers is a cat.
But could this cat over act a cat anymore than that?
Look at that cat. Isn't he merry?
Is it just me, or is that cat fucking scary?
This is the Cat in the Hat. Why doesn't it rhyme?
The graphics are so primitive and bland, it should be a crime.
The fish does not give advice when advice is needed.
He is either missing or says nothing to be heeded.
Go to every bowl and his words will be repeated.
He states the obvious, followed by Cat's comedy fail.
This game is not fun. It's overly simplistic, repetitive, and stale.
Special effects go through the floor and every level is the same.
This could've been good. Boy, what a shame.
The only thing fun is bouncing in the air.
That rocket. That rocket. Who put that there?
Asshole made me miss that movie slate board. This is unfair.
Airborne shooting is awkward as tits... On a male hare.
Two faced butt heads! Funny? It is not.
Cat's jokes are better... For making my brain rot.
He didn't say ass. Isn't that funny?
Maybe this game was made for more than just money.
That is illogical. His fur feels pain?
Cat! Quiet! Before I go insane!
Too close to the edges, enemies scatter.
But if you ever get hit, well that doesn't matter.
There's more than plenty of health cakes, served to you on a silver platter.
That was unfair. Why do I persist?
That was very cheap. Tricking me to fall into the abyss.
Any last words for this game, Cat? How about ten plus one?
CAT SAYS: Well... That gave a whole new definition to the word fun.
