^^^Title says it all.

I bit a man's ass while I was in a bank, when I was five. He was blocking my way and I wanted to get to my mom at the counter...lol. The man screamed "Puka Vikanawo ! " which in my language, means "This kid is biting my ass !" and everybody was staring. 

Someones got a fetish :P

I honestly cant think of anything that might classify as crazy but stupid on the other hand, now theres quite a few things (mainly stories about being drunk).

Stuck a GameCube in water.

I got on stage during an Iggy Pop & the stooges gig that was shown on TV. The one and only time I think I was on TV.

Me and my friends Suran wrapped a whole city block or going to vegas ;)

Got high and got on top of a roof and told friends to throw rocks at me cuz i could dodge them
i dodged the rocks but couldn't dodge the ground as i fell...

Going to Tijuana's red light district late at night. I could have ate a bad taco or got kidnapped.

i ceram wrapped a cop car.hahaha

I once ran a yellow light! It was such an adrenaline rush.

Hehe...let the crazyness continue !