Please do not take this thread to heart, it's all out of fun..
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When viewing / posting on this VGChartz.com (or any site for that matter), be prepared for who you might run into..
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The Wii People:
You see them a couple times a week, when weekly sales figures are up just to say (omgeez look at the DS/Wii Sales)
They don't care that 90% of Wii games are bad, as long as it sells well Wii's amazing... (10% are First Party)
No matter what thread they are in, they have to bring up Mario Kart, Wii Fit, Smash Brothers, or Wii Play.
They always get really upset, and bring up sales if you say anything bad about the system or the games.
Make a "Dev's Think Wii is a Toy, or Not Interested in Wii" thread and it's your ass...
Apparently to them living in the past is fine, as long as you have a nunchuck..
Wii Vitality Sensor is the next ...... ah shit.. they don't even know what game it's used for..
They want so much for the Wii to be a Hardcore gaming console, and not generalized as a kids toy, but yet all they talk about again is Zelda, Mario kart, Wii Play, and Wii Sports..
They refuse to believe that majority of the people that buy a Wii are either really young, just out of diapers, or really old, just getting into diapers.
Do NOT bring up E3-09' they still think Nintendo won it, shhh.... I said don't bring it up..
If you want to see one: Make a (Japan, America, or Others is up!) thread.
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The PS3 People:
You see them 24/7, they are here to defend, hype, defend, they all get together and try to get people to B_E_L_I_E_V_E.
It doesn't matter what exclusive game is coming out for the PS3, their job is to hype the hell out of it, then after release, you have to remember the game has legs....
Remember that every year is the year of the PS3.
To them 3rd place in sales week after week means nothing, but get a couple weeks ahead of any other console and that console is over, dead, and should be discontinued.
They always type M$ and not MS...
Never Call HOME a game, or released, it's a social network and always in Beta..
They love to say "Just wait" or "teH CelL"... I think they are games of some kind...
Forza 3 HA, it doesn't look... that... good... Damn is that ingame?
If you want to see one: Make a Forza 3 or Natal thread.
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The 360 People:
You see them regularly on the site but it depends on the time of day.. Something to do with the Sun and Pale Skin...
They always compare every single game to Gears Of War or Halo, even if it's Wii Fit. Don't ask..
GoW Stands for Gears Of War... even if God Of War came out first..
Everything is Alan Wake to them... it doesn't matter when the game was announced, it will come out one day and we will all see... (play along)
Apparently RROD's don't happen anymore.... but if they do... Do Not Make A Thread About It !.. It will start a war, we lost many new people in the last war... use the official RROD thread.
360 is above PS3 for weeks now, but it has nothing to do with a price cut... really.. what price cut?
None of them use WiFi, and motion controls are over rated. Sorry... apparently Motion Controls ROCK Now... who knew..
Bring up XB-LIVE Pricing... and..well... just take this as a warning.
Disc space is over rated... Hang on, I'm almost to the finish line of this race I have to insert Disc 2..
They don't like Blu-Ray... but they make "Blu-Ray coming to 360 Finally" threads... it's out of envy, pay no mind..
If you want to see one: Make a thread with M$ or GT5 in the title
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The PC People:
cricket.... cricket... tumble weed.... cricket...
Remember Consoles Suck & PC gaming is making a comeback and you'll be fine..
If you want to see one: Look 11 replies down... there she is..
PS4 Preordered - 06/11/2013 @09:30am
XBox One Preordered - 06/19/2013 @07:57pm
"I don't trust #XboxOne & #Kinect 2.0, it's always connected" as you tweet from your smartphone - irony 0_o
