Texas Woman Calls 911 Over Shrimp Shortage In Food

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Kitty Katalyzt on 09 April 2009

Maynard_Tool said:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! where do these people come from???????

Texas I guess.

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L.C.E.C. on 09 April 2009

^She can't be a native Texan if she did that.

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Maynard_Tool on 09 April 2009

Kitty Katalyzt said:

Maynard_Tool said:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! where do these people come from???????

Texas I guess.

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I was thinking about that

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The Ghost of RubangB on 09 April 2009

Are you finding these from some sort of Wacky Texas News Network?

Good thing she didn't find any extra grenades in her roof before this happened. Texans are nuts.

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Moongoddess256 on 09 April 2009

ugh, when I was 17 I worked at a pizza place. A woman ordered shrimp pizza. Brought it back, saying its not even suitable to feed her cat. It was soggy. I had to deal with it...

But what kind of moron orders a fucking shrimp pizza expecting it to NOT be soggy. Shrimp are all water.

Basically, the customer is a fucking moron. OH GOD IT FEELS GOOD TO SAY THAT.

This woman just is taking that same retardation I've seen on a daily basis for so long to a new level.

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NiKKoM on 09 April 2009

Is this the same woman that called 911 when she didn't get McNuggets at the MacDonalds??

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Galaki on 09 April 2009

Shrimps are serious business. Almost as serious as the internet.

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Rainbird on 09 April 2009

pakidan101 said:

Wookaroo said:

madman25 said:

Wookaroo said:
Retard dials 911. She doesn't have enough shrimp in her rice. She needs someone ASAP.

Person 1 dials 911. She is hiding under her bed with her cell phone because she heard a window shatter downstairs. Now she hears someone in the house. She needs someone ASAP!

Dispatcher to Person 1: Sorry ma'am. You'll have to hold out until we have the shrimp situation under control. *click*
(See, if you own a shotgun, no problem. Just pump it and that should do it.