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NEWARK, Ohio - Authorities in Ohio say the vehicle being used by a man charged with drunken driving was a motorized barstool.

Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked what appeared to be a barstool sitting atop a deconstructed lawn mower.

Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. A police report says Wygle also claimed his motorized barstool could go up to 38 mph.

Wygle has since pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

A simple online search turns up several Web sites devoted to barstool racing.

 

http://www.3wv.com/pages/3050615.php?contentId=3754457

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You might be a redneck if your barstool has a motor attached to it.

The phone call is hillarious! 



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

haha wow



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that is epic, good find halogamer



haha damn just when i thought i heard it all ...nice idea motor bar stool



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This story still blows my mind...that phone call is one of the funniest conversations I have ever heard.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

i broke to tears hahaah how the f**k u ride that shit??? what a freking idiot hhahaha i can't take it anymore.

the call was amazing. and the motorized bar-stool is just epic

omg, this video is amazing



He surely could have picked something more comfortable!



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akuma587 said:
This story still blows my mind...that phone call is one of the funniest conversations I have ever heard.

 

That phone call was hilarious! lol, that's like a redneck poster child.

edit:

"We're sending a squad over there for a gentlemen who wrecked in a motorized barstool with head lacerations. He's got alcohol on board." :P



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