would you rather live in a tree for six months or eat a roll of duct tape?

i want intelligent responses with well thought out reasons as to why you would choose what you choose, no saying something like, 'oh id take the duct tape, no question' without giving a fucking reason as to why you would do it. i fucking hate that shit. and im going to clear this up before you smart asses even ask this question, yes the duct tape has to be eaten in one sitting.

discuss.

Live in a tree.
Duct tape would not be good for the body, plus throwing poop at people would be kinda funny.

I'd take the duct tape. Trees have spiders, and spiders scare the shit out of me, which I suppose could help get rid of the duct tape.

hmm, if its just any old tree then the duct tape, but if I get to pick a tree which could be made into a tree house and remotely homely, as well as it being in my garden (so I can get supplies) then I would think about it.

But thinking about it I would probably pick the duct tape as I have a strong stomach and while I would feel ill for a good few days I would feel like shit for six months if I lived in a tree.

Can I eat the duct tape over a period of six months?

-edit- one sitting, just over six months?

eating a roll of duckt tape will kill you.... so ill pick a tree

 You can pick a tree!?!? Fuck me! How big are you? Daffs are about my limit.

eat duct tape!!!(if it's strawberry flavored!!)

lol you guys are hilarious

It depends on how much duct tape is left on the roll.