and 2 girls one cup for sure, second, two guys one horse.

probably something off of steakandcheese and whatever those other sites were called back in the day.

looking under my bandages for the first time after having an operation on my toe and seeing two thin poles sticking out the end of my big toe (going 2 inches back into the bone)

oh man lewis.

The worst, though it didn't happen to me but a friend I emt'd with, was that he was on the job at 2 am driving speedily toward a call when a pickup blew completely through a red light and got t-boned by the ambulance.

The driver, my friend, was knocked unconscious for several seconds and woke up covered in blood. The driver of the other car was instantly killed and torn to shreds by the ambulance. The pickup then caught fire and my friend tried as hard as he could to unbuckle the seatbelt, hands soaked in blood.

He was trying so hard to unbuckle it that he kept fumbling with it. No matter how hard he tried he couldn't get it off. He was trying so hard, because the passenger of the truck, a woman, was a ball of fire staring at him screaming HELP MEEEE and crying out for her mommy. He watched as she roasted in front of him, screaming, their eyes locked until her pupils melted away.

He told this to me, while sobbing, on my one month anniversary on the job. I quit that day.

... dude

I wanted to be grossed out by this thread not depressed :'-(

A giant rat being crushed in half by being run over a bike.

It was horrible, I don't know if you've ever seen a fat man blubber before... There was snot in his beard and his shirt was all wet and it smelled like sour lemons and vinyl in that ambulance.

Worst thing I've ever seen was a picture referred to on a certain Wikipedia spoof site as "The Pain Series" Makes Goatse look like a rose garden.

Pain Olympics

What is goatse? The J man is intrigued.....is it something like dolly or something?