-I never played Wind Waker and Majora's Mask for more than 10 minutes
-I've never played Pikmin for more than 5 minutes
-I never played Perfect Dark for more than 5 minutes
-Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising is my first Advance Wars game and I never played any of the DS games
-I never played Golden Sun: The Lost Age
-I liked Super Mario Sunshine's Camera and I think FLUDD was cool
-I never played a Paper Mario Game
-Pokemon Yellow was the only expanded Pokemon game in the main series I've never owned
-I never played Donkey Kong Country 64 for more than 15 minutes
-I never played a Mario Golf game
-I always thought that Zelda on NES was too hard and had to use a guide to beat it
-I actually liked Link's Adventure
-I never made it passed Level 1 on Mario 2(JPN)
-I've never beaten a Metroid game that wasn't Fusion
-I never owned a SNES, though I used my cousins' several times
-One of my favorite parts of Pokemon Stadium 2 were the minigames
-I never 'caught them all' in a single Pokemon Game
-I think Mario Kart 64 is better than Diddy Kong Racing
-I've played Mario teaches Typing several times.
-I think Kid Icarus is too hard
-Donkey Kong 3 is my favorite Donkey Kong game(sans Country).
-I didn't find Super Smash Bros. Melee to be all that special
-I think Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time is better than Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
-I think Wii Play is fun in short bursts
-I thought Punch-out was too hard when I was a kid
-I think Metroid Prime 3 is on par with Metroid Prime

EDIT:

-I still need to get 7 more stars in SM64
-I think most of the characters in TLoZ: TP were forgottable as was much of the music.
-I like Mario Party DS
-I never liked Princess Ruto.
-I never find Toad annoying.
-I think several 4th gen Pokemon more than some 1st gen Pokemon.
-*cough* I'm too big to use a Wii Balance Board *cough*
-I own a pair of Donkey Kong Bongos but none of the compatible games.

I never played Windwaker.  

Ooh, I have another one:

-I never played an Advanced Wars game I liked.

And SmokedHostage, the mini games in Pokemon Stadium were AWESOME! Yo just can't beat the spinning Hitmontop game. Just class!

I have not played Pikmin or Golden Eye.

Forgive me Miyamoto

I never owned a N64
I have not yet bough Wii Music
I haven't yet beaten Zelda:OoT or SM64

-I do not own a gamecube
-I never completed a pokedex in a pokemon game
-I never played a Super Smash Bros game
-I never played M&L Superstar saga
-I don't own a Wii
- The only Zelda games I've played were Phantom hourglass, Link to the past, and Four Swords

Oh lord forgive me for...
-I like Super Mario Sunshine and I thought FLUDD was a cool way to add spice to the formula,
-I like Zelda II,
-I never owned a console prior to the N64/PS1. I've played on the NES and SNES though,
-I've played Mario teaches Typing in Elementary school... on a regular basis,

And probably the biggest blasphemy, though it's never gotten me in trouble before...

-I think Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is the most overrated game ever and all of the things done were either executed poorly or just shouldn't have been done in the first place.

- I never beat SMB2: LL
- I never beat LoZ on the NES
- I don't really like Donkey Kong Country
- I liked FLUDD Super Mario Sunshine
- I never played any of the Mario & Luigi RPG games
- I liked Mario Paint
- I liked Hey You Pikachu
- I play Kirby Air Ride and Pokemon Stadium 2 almost daily
- I never really liked Street Fighter
- The only Mario RPG I've played is Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
- I only owned 10 GameBoy games
- I have a bad habit of buying remakes of games I already own because I need an excuse to play it again.(OoT)

- I didn't buy a DS.
- The only franchises I ever played from Nintendo are Mario(Mario Party, Super Mario, Paper Mario, etc), Super Smash Bros, F- Zero, Star Fox, Wii series,Kirby, Pokemon.
- I never played a NES.