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makingmusic476 on 04 March 2009
Mirson said:

This got me the most.  xD

 



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Thechalkblock on 04 March 2009

lol



angel.of.war on 07 March 2009
Kantor said:
highwaystar101 said:
In soviet Russia Viagra takes you

You stole my joke which I edited out for fear of being banned for racism!

And it's COMMUNIST Russia, not SOVIET Russia!

 

:(



Johann on 07 March 2009

I don't feel bad for him at all.
Viagra is for the casualz.



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Esmoreit on 07 March 2009
Snesboy said:
Esmoreit said:
Galaki said:

source

Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death

By BANG Bizarre

A Russian man collapsed and died after a 12-hour orgy.

Sergey Tuganov made a $4,300 bet with two women that he could last a 12 hour sex marathon with them both.

The mechanic swallowed dozens of Viagra pills in the course of the session to ensure he would win. However, minutes after the 12 hours were up and he was declared the victor, the 28-year-old had a heart attack, collapsed and died.

One of the women, who only gave her name as Alina, told Moscow police: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

Medics said he most likely died from the quantity of viagra he had ingested.

Quick, someone make an "In communist Russia" joke.

Fixed

In communist Russia, Viagra pops you!

 

 

Win.

Finally... I was starting to think that everyone read over my joke.

 



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IllegalPaladin on 07 March 2009

Some people would kill for sex.... In Soviet Russia, sex kills you!



Username2324 on 07 March 2009

Well I think it's safe to say that the last few hours of his life were very enjoyable.



madskillz on 07 March 2009

Meh. He was a wuss if he couldn't go for 12 hours. Heck, the day after my honeymoon - and even on my 5th anniversary, I did 12 hours easy. 10 times in a day a couple times - just had to have it. However, you'll be raw like a mug and have to rest after those kinda sessions.

All that fool needed was some K-Y and a bucket of water. Or a case of Red Balls - it gives you wangs. Dang, he could used some wangs.

At least he went out standing up.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



VonShigsy on 08 March 2009

What a way to become stiff.



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Signalstar on 08 March 2009

*Cracks knuckles*

10) Well, that's one way to get out of cuddling.

9) That's one way to poke through the Iron curtain.

8) What a stiff!

7) Sergey is no longer Sir gay.

6) Now that's what I call a climax!

5) In Soviet Russia erection has you!

4) Three go in bed, One man comes out!(Ba zing!)

3) Didn't see that coming.

2) That probably is what she said.

1) Remember ladies, Death never comes first.



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