You are a bad liar

You're an annoying twat.

booty

You should get it on with him. He's pretty good looking for a guy. But he can't even compete with Adam Lambert.

u talkin 2 me?

Uhh he's gay js

am I talkin to you? I don't think there's anyone else on this thread that wants to have crazy butt sex with Chris Colfer. Except maybe Leo-j

*cough* ANYWAYS...

Yes Adam Lambert is gay but that doesn't mean straight guys can't have boy crushes on him. 

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*Ahem*

FOOTBALL!! Explosions and monster trucks and bitches!!

There, I redeemed my manliness.

anal is the best...

Ok so my dad walks into my room and says that he broke the TV. He says he tried everything but he can't fix it.
I walk into the family room and look at the TV. I pick up the remote.

Diagnosis: the television was on the wrong input channel.

I'm almost done with Assassin's Creed 2!! Sequence 13/14

I've had hiccups now for like what an hour? Ugh...