If a tree falls on top of a man, and nobodies around to hear his screams, does he make any noise? Yes My neck! My back! My neck! My back! My neck and my back!!!

I've always wondered why I've never seen a falling balloon (they go up, they pop, they have to come down), and today, I saw one fall on a tree. That made me feel better.

Timothy :|

I've been on this site for years, and I don't think I've ever posted what I was thinking to this thread.

Do something new every day.

my minds kind of blank at the moment...................................its early i think ill switch on the TV

Shelly :P

See. TWO can play that game!!

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Now I want a PS3. So I'm just gonna go to Best Buy and use their PS3 for like 3 hours.

Had sex for the first time in 4 months yesterday. I'm pretty relieved to be honest.

I was supposed to go see my 1 year old niece have surgery yesterday morning. It was a simple procedure that was supposed to take 30 minutes. It was supposed to take place at 8am in the next town over. I jump up at 7:10am and get my clothes on. My GF is a little sluggish so I leave her at home. It's about 7:40am by that time. About a quarter of a way there, I discover that I left my ATM card (AGAIN!) and that I'm running low on gas. I turn around and head back home. I go into the house and my girlfriend isn't in bed. She's on the other side of the house, pacing back and forth, having an intense argument with HERSELF. I stand there and listen for a second and then I ask, "Is everything okay?"

She says she's practicing what she's going to say to her mother when she sees her but.....I was there. I listened and I'm scared. Oh and I never did make it to the hospital.--and this is not the crazy part of my day, yesterday......