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I'm bored, so I decided to share my thoughts on future IGN reviews for a few upcoming Wii games.  Feel free to comment.

Name of Game Predicted Score (Pessimistic) Predicted Score (Average) Predicted Score(Optimistic) Actual Score
Deadly Creatures 7.4 "Decent" 7.9 "Good" 8.4 "Impressive" 8.0
Madworld 7.9 "Good" 8.5 "Great" 9.1 "Outstanding" N/A
HoTD: Overkill 7.6 "Good" 8.1 "Impressive" 8.6 "Great" 8.3
The Conduit 7.6 "Good" 8.4 "Impressive" 9.2 "Outstanding" N/A
N W C: Pikmin 7.5 "Good" 8.1 "Impressive" 8.7 "Great" N/A
Wii Sports: Resort 7.0 "Decent" 7.5 "Good" 8.0 "Impressive" N/A
N W C: Mario Tennis 6.7 "Passable" 7.3 "Decent" 7.9 "Good" N/A


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What about Tenchu, dude? is the review up already or something?

I predict 8.2 for Tenchu...



Xen said:
What about Tenchu, dude? is the review up already or something?

I predict 8.2 for Tenchu...

 

 Should be up anytime today..  I didn't feel the need to do it because we can very well get the review in an hour.



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Ah, cool =]

I predict 8.3 for Madworld and 8.9 for The Conduit, btw.



They agreed on the podcast that most of these games are good and better than they expected them to be. As to what that means I'd say in the 8 range for most of them. Conduit and Madworld are the only ones I could see getting 9's.



"Pier was a chef, a gifted and respected chef who made millions selling his dishes to the residents of New York City and Boston, he even had a famous jingle playing in those cities that everyone knew by heart. He also had a restaurant in Los Angeles, but not expecting LA to have such a massive population he only used his name on that restaurant and left it to his least capable and cheapest chefs. While his New York restaurant sold kobe beef for $100 and his Boston restaurant sold lobster for $50, his LA restaurant sold cheap hotdogs for $30. Initially these hot dogs sold fairly well because residents of los angeles were starving for good food and hoped that the famous name would denote a high quality, but most were disappointed with what they ate. Seeing the success of his cheap hot dogs in LA, Pier thought "why bother giving Los Angeles quality meats when I can oversell them on cheap hotdogs forever, and since I don't care about the product anyways, why bother advertising them? So Pier continued to only sell cheap hotdogs in LA and was surprised to see that they no longer sold. Pier's conclusion? Residents of Los Angeles don't like food."

"The so-called "hardcore" gamer is a marketing brainwashed, innovation shunting, self-righteous idiot who pays videogame makers far too much money than what is delivered."

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griffinA said:
They agreed on the podcast that most of these games are good and better than they expected them to be. As to what that means I'd say in the 8 range for most of them. Conduit and Madworld are the only ones I could see getting 9's.

 

 I agree for the most part.  Average and Optimistic scores are what I think we'll see unless something goes wrong.. then expect something in the Average-Pesimistic range.



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The only Pessimistic scores I could see being a reality are the New Wii Control games.



"Pier was a chef, a gifted and respected chef who made millions selling his dishes to the residents of New York City and Boston, he even had a famous jingle playing in those cities that everyone knew by heart. He also had a restaurant in Los Angeles, but not expecting LA to have such a massive population he only used his name on that restaurant and left it to his least capable and cheapest chefs. While his New York restaurant sold kobe beef for $100 and his Boston restaurant sold lobster for $50, his LA restaurant sold cheap hotdogs for $30. Initially these hot dogs sold fairly well because residents of los angeles were starving for good food and hoped that the famous name would denote a high quality, but most were disappointed with what they ate. Seeing the success of his cheap hot dogs in LA, Pier thought "why bother giving Los Angeles quality meats when I can oversell them on cheap hotdogs forever, and since I don't care about the product anyways, why bother advertising them? So Pier continued to only sell cheap hotdogs in LA and was surprised to see that they no longer sold. Pier's conclusion? Residents of Los Angeles don't like food."

"The so-called "hardcore" gamer is a marketing brainwashed, innovation shunting, self-righteous idiot who pays videogame makers far too much money than what is delivered."

IN general i think Madworld will have better overall scores than the Conduit, omthing about a new IP in a genre that hasnt been murdered 2 times over in the last couple of years makes me think so.

I think theyll give Deadly Creatures a higher score though, it sounds like they really like the game. MAybe an 8.5, or around that.




Voltaire said:
IN general i think Madworld will have better overall scores than the Conduit, omthing about a new IP in a genre that hasnt been murdered 2 times over in the last couple of years makes me think so.

I think theyll give Deadly Creatures a higher score though, it sounds like they really like the game. MAybe an 8.5, or around that.

I think the Conduit will have a better score on the fact that IGN hyped the game so much that it would defeat everything they've promoted the game for.

 



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I pretty much agree with all of your predictions, though I do think Power Tennis will be lower (based on what I've read about it from other reviews), and I believe that the lowest Madworld may get is an 8.3, as they seem really psyched about it based on their hands-on.



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