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superchunk said:
fat people are not fat because we eat too much. Its genetic. Its a disease if you will. We need medication and help from professionals.

fatass (@cartman in the avatar)



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slow metabolism?

 

Plus maybe his magical power cap has something to do with it, so he has to exercise even harder if he wants to make a dent



Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.

Too many mushrooms? Thatd explain why Luigi is so thin, he hardly gets a chance to play before Mario is back hogging all the grub.



lol he just isnt fit enough or he actually isnt fat and just tucks a pillow in his top so that it fits to his charakter or he just doesnt wanna get laid so often and pretends to be fat



N64 is the ONLY console of the fifth generation!

bet with *no one yet* that the combined first week of Monster Hunter 3 in america and europe will be 600k or more! winner changes looser sig and avatar for two months!

one thing, you notice he isn't the mascot or trainer in wii fit...



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superchunk said:
one thing, you notice he isn't the mascot or trainer in wii fit...

I'm sure Miyamoto considered it at one point and thought he wouldn't be a very credible trainer.

 



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Hes boring and repetative... needs to go FPS and use gore, maybe add a chainsaw or three and use massively long cutscenes. one zombie per level. kill his brother. tell peach to be generous on the lady goods. and go gangsta



                            

If he can do all that while hauling around the spare tire and still have princesses calling out his name, I don't think he has a problem.



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and his one chance to loose weight in wiifit they don't put him in the game

he got screwed



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