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Moongoddess256 on 11 January 2009
highwaystar101 said:
Moongoddess256 said:
I'm gonna have to say when I hugged a guy and he jizzed in his pants.

 

LMAO, can you please elaborate on this story.

@Cool48 - I hope that story isn't true

 

 

 

Not much to elaborate on. I was 19, he was 17 and a virgin. My boyfriend at the time. It created a very awkward silence. I didn't know that could really happen till then.



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cool48 on 11 January 2009

True story, apparently the dog had crapped more than once in the house before and my friend's dad said that if ever he caught him again he was going to make sure it wouldn't happen again.



Baddman on 11 January 2009
cool48 said:

My friend was doing his girlfriend from behind in his parents kitchen, his parents got home early so he pulled out to quickly and she shat on the floor. When his dad walked in he was like WTF!! So they blamed it on their dog and the dad went downstairs, got his gun and shot the dog...
>_<

um and they just let him do it? wow that's sick

 



highwaystar101 on 11 January 2009
Moongoddess256 said:
highwaystar101 said:
Moongoddess256 said:
I'm gonna have to say when I hugged a guy and he jizzed in his pants.

 

LMAO, can you please elaborate on this story.

@Cool48 - I hope that story isn't true

 

 

Not much to elaborate on. I was 19, he was 17 and a virgin. My boyfriend at the time. It created a very awkward silence. I didn't know that could really happen till then.

Oh well, it sounded like it could have had a really funny backstory.

 



--OkeyDokey-- on 11 January 2009

I was 17 I think, the morning after a party and I was passed out on the floor. A few girls thought it'd be funny to dare one of my friends to... wake me up...

Yeah. It's always nice to wake up to a guy sucking your cock in a room full of laughing girls >_>



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Thatmax on 11 January 2009
cool48 said:

My friend was doing his girlfriend from behind in his parents kitchen, his parents got home early so he pulled out to quickly and she shat on the floor. When his dad walked in he was like WTF!! So they blamed it on their dog and the dad went downstairs, got his gun and shot the dog...
>_<

 

Iv heard like 7 variations on that story, go and bitch slap your friend for lying :P



Baddman on 11 January 2009

@okey.....is that story like for real? >_<



DMeisterJ on 11 January 2009
--OkeyDokey-- said:
I was 17 I think, the morning after a party and I was passed out on the floor. A few girls thought it'd be funny to dare one of my friends to... wake me up...

Yeah. It's always nice to wake up to a guy sucking your cock in a room full of laughing girls >_>

You're such a liar.



--OkeyDokey-- on 11 January 2009

LMAO, it's true ;_;



izaaz101 on 11 January 2009

Are you still friends with him? And if so, did he offer to do it again?