I speak Italian...

I see Babelfish got that one right!

Howsabout this one:

Me han dicho que has dicho un dicho
que han dicho que he dicho yo,
el que lo ha dicho, mintió,
y en caso que hubiese dicho
ese dicho que tú has dicho
que han dicho que he dicho yo,
dicho y redicho quedó.
y estaría muy bien dicho,
siempre que yo hubiera dicho
ese dicho que tú has dicho
que han dicho que he dicho yo

No, cubans say it that way. "Then again you are my mother and you taught me how to speak spanish/sarcasm"

"La mujer se enquedo para jugar conmigo" lmao!!

Do we need to show proof of our language speaking abilities? Because I would love to help VGchartz out with my Italian.

Nobody?

Of course non-native speakers would never get it, and certainly your Babelfish would choke on this, but for a native Spanish-speaking human? No sweat:

I've been told you've said a saying
that people say I've said,
whoever said it, lied,
and even if I had said
that saying you have said
that people say I said,
said and resaid it remained.
And it would be very well said,
whenever I had said
that saying you have said
that people say I said

I thought this forum would've taught you by now that you should never use absolutes in your posts. Time to find a better online translator!

No, I'm sure Louie, if he PMs you regarding your linguistic abilities, will explain in more detail what he expects of you - and you'll be able to demonstrate your fluency then!

Edit: Benvenuto, Duke! 

I think it's possible...

I don't know if you want a Tagalog (Filipino) speaker or not, but I'm available. I lived in the Philippines for 2 years so I can carry on a conversation, no problem. However, I have been back to the Philippines in 3 years, so I've forgotten some. Nothing a Tagalog-English dictionary won't fix because the grammar is easy. Count me in if needed.

I speak French (my native language) and depending on what the job is about, well I could perhaps help! ^_^ I would be happy to!