Apple introduces revolutionary laptop with no keyboard

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richardhutnik on 06 January 2009

Phrancheyez said:
I hope this is fake cuz if it's not, I'll never buy an apple product as long as I live.

Simple rule: If it is by The Onion, it is NOT real.

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Phrancheyez on 06 January 2009

The sad part is, it's Apple..so you really have to ask=/

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thekitchensink on 06 January 2009

lol I almost believed it until it said the battery lasted 19 whole minutes before needing a recharge.

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chasmatic12 on 06 January 2009

I definitely fell for it until the battery comment. It was very well made.

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famousringo on 06 January 2009

That was hilarious.

But seriously, I was hoping Apple was coming out with a tablet. >.

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SnowWhitesDrug on 06 January 2009

hahahah I watched it without sound so completly fell for it! thanks for letting me know its fake! man that would have been embarasing if I started telling people about it!!! Any way, that thing is pointless! I would prefer typing a message on a mobile phones numeric pad over having to select letters on a computer similar to a console. yay for it being fake!

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Godot on 06 January 2009

The Onion is always good for a laugh. The World of World of Warcraft video was hysterical.

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45 minutes to send an email. Virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit. lol

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