God dammit, this thread title got me all excited. I thought the Wii brand had found it's next multi-million seller.

Even if I didn't hear of the first one.

Like I could resist...

I like the "Nintendo not competing against blankity blank" We had a thread on that yesterday.

I think the analyst ones need to go. I rarely, if ever, see trolls quote analysts nowadays. I guess it's because too many analysts stopped doing it, and quoting the analysts just stopped working anyways.

May I suggest "Nintendo will kill the Wii with a Wii HD so it won't sell well!" It's pathetic that people would lose so much faith in Sony and Microsoft that they place their hope in Nintendo destroying it themselves (though it seems to be the only way it will happen...).

Hmm...
I'd say replace "Pachter says..." with "It doesn't play DVD movies!"?

Then again, it may not be really common, but I've seen such comments from time to time.

EDIT: ROFL at the NES Bingo board.

What can I say?  History repeats, and those who don't notice are the ones who end up causing it to repeat the most.  It's funny how quiet the anti-Wii sorts get when one points the similarities out, or how they try to find a way to prove that the NES and Wii are nothing alike.  The phrase "Wii Sports is the new Super Mario Bros" in particular really sets them off, for some reason.  Yet they see no reason why anybody would take offense at "Super Mario Bros is the new Pong".  It's so strange, yet somehow so comical.

Pachter/Bruce should be merged (maybe into "Analysts said...") and the empty spot should be filled with "Nintendo not competing."

Updated, I shall be starting up a game for the next troll thread, so I'll cya there

Am I the only one who doesn't think this is funny? It's pretentious at best, and really not even worth a forced smirk.

It's funny because it's needed.