I think the analyst ones need to go. I rarely, if ever, see trolls quote analysts nowadays. I guess it's because too many analysts stopped doing it, and quoting the analysts just stopped working anyways.
May I suggest "Nintendo will kill the Wii with a Wii HD so it won't sell well!" It's pathetic that people would lose so much faith in Sony and Microsoft that they place their hope in Nintendo destroying it themselves (though it seems to be the only way it will happen...).







