1.  Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

2.  If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

3.  Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

1.  Why don't software developers get paid like drug dealers?

2.  Those monkeys and apes are Catholic and don't believe in evolution.

3.  They don't, just your credit card.

Ah, my work here is done.

Even more deep questions:

1. Why do my balls only itch when I scratch them?

2. Why doesn't she call me back?

3. Cats eat mice. Dogs eat cats. What eats dogs?

1.  Those aren't your balls.

2.  She does every night.  She's the Nigerian princess who need your credit card number.  Why won't you help her?

3.  Richard Nixon.

 Goats eat dogs. Horses eat goats.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

 Lol!  The Office is the best show on television!!

Which bear is best?

Where is Waldo, and why is he hiding?

1. Because they 'use' the product.

2. Because we evolved from a common ancestor. We didn't evolve from any specific type of monkey around today. One monkey gave many ancestors.

3. Because they are frauds

is it my way or the highwaystar?