A phrase used to remind those who voluntarily leave the house that being mocked on the Internets is, in fact, NOT the end of the world. Common variations include, The Internet Is Serious Fucking Business, The Internet: Serious Business, Internet = Srs Business, SRS BIZNS and even just INTERNET!!. Plurals, The Internets Are Serious Businesses.
In The Summer Of 2005, the internets was taken by storm by the serious business event known simply as "YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CLOUDSONG". This was an event in the game "Dark Age Of Camelot" where some nerd made numerous death-threats against a party of people who stole his rare item, a "Cloudsong". Was made popular by DeviantArt, but was mislabeled as "WOW is serious business".
On October 17, 2008 truck driver Wayne Forrester got jailed for life for stabbing his wife to death becasue she changed her fuckbook status to single after they split up. SERIOUS AMOUNTS OF SERIOUS BUSINESS!!11oneoneone
Further examples include Tracy Williams, a college lecturer who used a Yahoo group as a base for repeatedly hassling one Michael Keith Smith (a member of the UK Independence Party), discussing the Iraq War. He ended up suing her and winning £10,000, though whether or not this had something to do with Tracy's flagrant breaches of Godwin's Law remains unreported. Tracy obviously grossly underestimated the seriousness of the business in which she was engaging (or something). Likely originated on the General Mayhem forums.
Recently, Jake Brahm learned that the internet was still SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS after being arrested for copypasta, apparently now a criminal offense.
Non-compliance will result in Falcon Punch, bitch.
Myspace is serious business to most, if not all, users. A standard example is below.
Prima says: SOME FUCK STOLE MY BACKGROUND ON MYSPACE Prima says: I AM FUCKED OFF Secunda says: Dude, chill. It's MySpace. It doesn't matter. Prima says: YES IT DOES. Secunda says: The internetz. Serious fucking business.
Further proof of Serious Business
This motherfucker looks like that Lite-Brite faggot Dynamo from 'The Running Man'