And yet Mario Galaxy is, meaning that it's just guns, explosions, and a wise-cracking main character are not kiddy?

Well, if you don't like Brawl, Zelda, or Resident Evil UC, and you don't like kiddie games, what kind of games do you like.  I mean, those mentioned aren't exactly kiddie (especially RE UC), and it's exclusive, but you so far said you found none that are fun.  Perhaps if you listed some games you like (even if different console), it would be easier to recommend something. 

This thread should probably just be locked, it seems very much just a troll thread.

Well WFZ, if he doesn't like games on the Wii and the fact that 360 has the undisputed best games library I would think a 360 would be a pretty safe call.

So then you still have no idea what the game is about?

Reasons why Zack & Wiki is the greatest game this gen:

• Art style (which you don't like and that's cool)
• It's different and actually creative
  
• It's incredibly challenging
• It is something you can play with a group of people
• Above all: it's fun.

It's one of those long forgotten genres that is trying desperately to make a comeback: the point and click adventure.

These always have hard head scratching puzzles that nobody can breeze through.  You may be able to get through the first few levels quickly but after that you'll spend hours trying to figure out how to get to the next area. 

This game also improves on the genre by making each level exist in it's own little area.  I know this may sound like a bad thing, but if you've ever played something like King's Quest (or any point and click adventure) where you have to travel the whole world and backtrack to find one little thing you will know why this is a good thing.  It may make it sound like this makes the game easier too but having things in their own contained level doesn't make the game any easier in that aspect and still keeps the challenge.

So if all you're looking for is just a shoot em up fest filled with blood and gore like Gears then you picked the wrong console.  If you want to stop being 12 and actually try some amazing games, get over yourself and give new creative games like Zack & Wiki a try.

I suppose you would not play Little Big Planet because it's kiddy...

Hey all you wii fans, seriously just because some one doesn't like the games on the wii doesn't make them stupid or a troll. I don't like any of those games either, except fire emblem and no more heroes.

When someone criticizes Gears of War or Metal Gear Solid because they don't like shooters, that's perfectly understandable to you. If someone dares not like De Blob or the next"casual" game (oh no he used the word), oh man they just don't know what fun is. The wii is not for everyone, as my roommate found out, and neither is the 360 or ps3.

Now if someone criticizes earthbound that's another story