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I would buy a plot of land outside of Los Angeles, maybe an hour or 2 away somewhere cheap and shitty like Victorville or somewhere gross.

I would build a pyramid there. (Most efficient shape for a house, you save money on materials without a ceiling, the angled windows let in more sunlight later in the day so you use less electricity, and they can stand like 200 mph winds and 7.0 earthquakes, and they're totally awesome pyramids.)

I would build a moat around my pyramid. The east-west sides would be covered in solar panels, and the north-south sides would have waterslides into the moat, which would of course be a clean pool.

I would buy an amazing computer, a ton of gigantic hard drives, an amazing camera, and amazing video/audio editing software.

I'd buy some stock in Nintendo, I'd dump the rest of my money into savings, and party in my pyramid and make movies and music for the rest of my life.

I might get one of those new turbines on top of the pyramid to generate even more energy, and I'd have negative energy bills and make a little money each month. And I might build a giant golden statue of myself in front of my pyramid.


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Dogs Rule said:
So you'd blow 20-33% on a car that will lose 15-20% of its value the second you drove it off the lot?

Hell yes I would, I wouldnt have to worry about it losing it's value because I'd have no plans on selling it.

 



I would invest it. No reason to spend it. You'll make way more in the long run. You could retire really early.



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The Ghost of RubangB said:

I would buy a plot of land outside of Los Angeles, maybe an hour or 2 away somewhere cheap and shitty like Victorville or somewhere gross.

I would build a pyramid there. (Most efficient shape for a house, you save money on materials without a ceiling, the angled windows let in more sunlight later in the day so you use less electricity, and they can stand like 200 mph winds and 7.0 earthquakes, and they're totally awesome pyramids.)

I would build a moat around my pyramid. The east-west sides would be covered in solar panels, and the north-south sides would have waterslides into the moat, which would of course be a clean pool.

I would buy an amazing computer, a ton of gigantic hard drives, an amazing camera, and amazing video/audio editing software.

I'd buy some stock in Nintendo, I'd dump the rest of my money into savings, and party in my pyramid and make movies and music for the rest of my life.

I might get one of those new turbines on top of the pyramid to generate even more energy, and I'd have negative energy bills and make a little money each month. And I might build a giant golden statue of myself in front of my pyramid.

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akuma587 said:
I would invest it. No reason to spend it. You'll make way more in the long run. You could retire really early.

I never understood why people say to do this. Why invest it all, and wait til retirement to spend it? Hell you may only get a couple of years to enjoy it.

That's why I would invest half of it, and buy everything I wanted with the other half, and then live off the interest and a part time job.

 



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Hookers, Weed, and a nice condo where I could go to enjoy my hookers and weed.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

Oh yeah, and anybody who wants to blow all their money partying is welcome to do so in my pyramid.



stof said:
Hookers, Weed, and a nice condo where I could go to enjoy my hookers and weed.

You sound like Grits-N-Gravy.

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I would exchange the money ASAP to euros or yen, or something, before the value of the dollar falls anymore. Then I may buy a house.