Everstar on 12 November 2008
| The Ghost of RubangB said: I would buy a plot of land outside of Los Angeles, maybe an hour or 2 away somewhere cheap and shitty like Victorville or somewhere gross. I would build a pyramid there. (Most efficient shape for a house, you save money on materials without a ceiling, the angled windows let in more sunlight later in the day so you use less electricity, and they can stand like 200 mph winds and 7.0 earthquakes, and they're totally awesome pyramids.) I would build a moat around my pyramid. The east-west sides would be covered in solar panels, and the north-south sides would have waterslides into the moat, which would of course be a clean pool. I would buy an amazing computer, a ton of gigantic hard drives, an amazing camera, and amazing video/audio editing software. I'd buy some stock in Nintendo, I'd dump the rest of my money into savings, and party in my pyramid and make movies and music for the rest of my life. I might get one of those new turbines on top of the pyramid to generate even more energy, and I'd have negative energy bills and make a little money each month. And I might build a giant golden statue of myself in front of my pyramid. |
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