i really don't think that vgchartz is the best place to ask this kind of thing. but, just do it with a full head of steam and you'll probably do better than you think

just pee on her leg and you own her....right?

I heard it spreads to your balls if you aren't careful. It spreads easiest through friction.

Wait... If it spreads through friction... what? I'm confused... I thought frition was the medicine. Did something change in the world in the past month or something?

I'm never vigorously rubbing my balls all over a vagina again.  Thanks for the heads up guys.

This is becoming discusting talk.... dirty talk.

LMAO so true. When I told my GF that I play videogames and MAKE videogames, she started calling me a nerd. The bullying is mostly in the bedroom, but that's an entirely different story. ;)  Of course, she likes science and math and is into quantam physics, so she earns the title of nerd far greater than I can. So she calls me a dork instead. =p

@OP - Just be normal about it. Figure out when you can cross her path and say "Hiya" or whatever. Then kick her in the shin really, really hard if she stops to say hi and maybe even wait for you to say something more, tell her that you've seen her around and thought she was cute. Unless she's a total bitch, she won't be offended by being called cute. If she IS offended, she's a bitch and you don't want that, TRUST ME. From there, she'll respond either with a smile and/or blush, tell you that she saw you around too and thought you were cute too or she'll say thanks and abruptly end the conversation, or if she's blunt, she'll just say she's not interested or like and say she's dating someone. If she reacts positively to you calling her cute, you're in enough to invite her out. Movies, bowling, etc all suck for first dates. Dinner and a walk in a park, or a drink at a lounge works much better for a long conversation.

Ok this made me LMAO

In regards to women and trying to score them, in truthful honesty, my 2 exes asked ME out, and my current GF gave me her number without me asking for it, and told me to call her. I guess I just rock THAT much.

woops 2x post. my bad. server hiccup

Oh yeah, well my last girlfriend saw my almost-naked pictures on the internet, and thought I was gay, so she asked me out over the internet to take me out to lunch because she thought I'd make a safe gay friend.

Then I taught her butt a lesson.

I am the ultimate ladder jumper.

I am the one who walks in both worlds.

I am... Ghost Rider.