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Oh yeah, well my last girlfriend saw my almost-naked pictures on the internet, and thought I was gay, so she asked me out over the internet to take me out to lunch because she thought I'd make a safe gay friend.

Then I taught her butt a lesson.

I am the ultimate ladder jumper.

I am the one who walks in both worlds.

I am... Ghost Rider.