Only once and it was for a friends that bit off more then he could chew

He was drunk and his girl friend had just been nailed with a water balloon

Every one but him was laughing at the situation

So of curse in the bravdo only being smashed can bring he starts to beef it with this guy twice his size 

He was only 5’10 and close to 150 lbs , the guy he was trying to start shit with is more my size 5’11 250lbs

So my friend throws the first punch and he might as well been smacking him with a pillow

The big guy throws his punch and lays out my firend (he had it coming for starting something that didn’t need to be)

He then goes to jump on him even after its clear he won the fight

I calmly step in and say its enough no hard feelings

Here is where he made his mistake he starts to push my chest and ask if I want to start anything

So I backhand slap him in the throat ,real fast and not much power but I pick my target with care

While he is coughing and sputter i take a little step past him with left leg lean back and slam my elbow with all the force I can right into his jaw  (slammed my funny bone) but I was able to put the greater part of my weight into it and knocked him off of his feet and back a few on the ground

Needless to say he wasn’t getting back up

I scooped my firend up and helped him stagger back to his dorm room where he puked on my shoe…..he had to claen my car for a  week as a thank you for everything

And I had to go to redimed b/c I had a deep bruise on my elbow and the joint swelled a bunch

I never been in a one on one fight and when there are a bunch of people fightiing I always use the grenade technique. I grab a can of beer, open it, have a sip and throw it to one of the guys that are not with me... Pretty coward, but effective

I had an almost fight when I was like 12 or 13... I had never punched anyone in my life and that was the last time i tried. The guy had his mouth open and I ended up hitting his teeth. I cut my hand. He didn`t feel a thing. My hand hurted like hell.
I never even thought about hurting anyone ever since that. People just look like morrons fighting. Except girls... girl fights are hot...

Loads in highschool as I was picked on by a group of kids for about two years. But I have only been in two since then.

One was just before my 18th birthday, two of the afore mentioned bullies (extreme chavs) decided to invite themselves to a party my mate was having and started acting like dickheads threatening to beat us up and stealing stuff, etc... We fucking mangled those kids, it felt sooo good, just about everyone that was at the party strated chasing them too, they were chased for about 1km with people throwing full beer cans at them and smacking them with poles, tree branches and chairs and whatever people could find, eventually we just let them go.

These guys are both in jail now for attempted murder of this kid (Kid was only about 14, these guys are 22) they found in a critical condition in my local park.

The second one after high school was at the Brior rose pub in Birmingham. Two girls we were with went outside for a cigarette when this group of about 8 Chavmos (were chavs, now trying to be emo, but still chavs) started pushing them to the ground and hitting them.

These guys didn't know that inside was about 20 of use all sitting by the window watching this. Next thing you know, me and my mates are outside knocking the shit out of these guys. I pinned this one guy down and started ripping out chunks of his hair which I thought was funny lol. But the police broke us up, because me and my mates stayed and gave info they let us go because we didn't initiate the fight. But because the others ran off they chased them and arrested a bunch of them lol.

Last fight I had was at school years ago. One lad 'didn't like me' so I got him in a head lock and started banging his head off a storage shed in the school yard. Sadly the fight was stopped by a handful of teacher before I could deliver the finishing blow. Shame that, his head was already gushing and all I had to do was stamp on him...

The best time (wasn't actually a fight) Was when I was getting bullied in class. I threatened to knock the lad out then some class 'well 'ards' told me to shut up, so I picked up a pointed instrument and threatend to stab anyone to bullied me at that time. It didn't go down too well but in those days bullying wasn't really reconised and it was all hush, hush.

You are all forgiven if you think i'm a nutter!

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I personally thought this was an enjoyable thread, thanks for your responses and keep em coming.

Lol i got in a fight with a kid that was poor and loved hotdogs and his gamecube rofl. He called me a fag so a kicked the shit out of him, Those were the good ol days, Now we make fun of him every day haha!