I have given my soul to gaming and perfected all forms of martial arts. Now, I will punish all those who do not play the Nintendo Wii. You must do your duties as a gamer and PLAY IT!!
This is a friend who has also given his soul to gaming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joNwYPdEBTc&mode=related&search=
His name is Segata Sanshiro. He has perfected all forms of martial arts before me and has already become public. Too bad he has passed away while trying to protect the SEGA building from a missile.
All sing with me:
The lone man who gave his soul to gaming
Today he returns
He will punish those who do not play seriously
Their battered bodies will never forget
Nutedo Uichiro! Nutedo Uichiro!
Nintendo Wiiiii Shiro! (You must play the Nintendo Wii)
They play tennis, sing karaoke, flirt around in clubs
Aren't there more serious things to do?
Those who do not play with respect
He questions them deep inside their hearts
Nutedo Uichiro! Nutedo Uichiro!
Nintendo Wiiiii Shiro! (You must play the Nintendo Wii)
Children...
Is there something in your life you are completely devoted to?
Something you sink into so deeply you'd put your life on the line?
Nintendo Wiiiii Shiro! (You must play the Nintendo Wii)
Play... Until your arms break! Until your arms break!
Even if they chase after the petty pleasure of sex
Their souls will stay empty
Those who do not commit themselves to extreme gaming
Will find their bodies severely beaten!
Nutedo Uichiro! Nutedo Uichiro!
Nintendo Wiiiii Shiro! (You must play the Nintendo Wii)
From the white clouds floating in the great blue sky
To the boiling red blodshed of fierce gaming
Those who give up halfway through
Their battered bodies will never forget
Nutedo Uichiro! Nutedo Uichiro!
Nintendo Wiiiii Shiro! (You must play the Nintendo Wii)
Nutedo Uichiro! Nutedo Uichiro!
Nintendo Wiiiii Shiro! (You must play the Nintendo Wii)










