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I say "damn". Then, I Pee.



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Write down your dreams. You'll remember them better that way.



Go back to bed after I turn off my alarm.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

Pee... every single morning, no exception, never, ever :P



Vote the Mayor for Mayor!

touch myself to make sure no one stole it while i was sleeping.



"I like my steaks how i like my women.  Bloody and all over my face"

"Its like sex, but with a winner!"

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I poop. Well, get out of bed, turn off the alarm system, then go to the bathroom.



Think "*sigh* I woke up today too..."



I bash one out, go and take a dump, have a shower, get dressed, whip out my ipod and walk to lectures.....



I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
         "Suck my balls!" - Tag courtesy of Fkusmot

ask myself "where the hell am I?"



I think to myself "Holy shit! I am late for lectures"