Dear Nintendo,
Please put away your finely knitted gold linen jackets with diamond crusted cups of the finest wine and listen to me.
I know you roll you eyes and say whatever we say on a internet forum is like a drop of urine in the bowl but I'm dead serious here Nintendo. I mean its bad enough you took the gaming market away from REAL next gen systems from the 360 and PS3, also failed to impress the HARDCORE like myself but what you'v done is much worst.
You'v ruined the internet for me and many others.
Back in the good old days the internet was glorious. Whenever sales came out we all high five over your lower sales and predict you would go third party. We could also freely troll the great planes without any punishment. Gamecube? More like GAYCUBE! See? That doesn't exist anymore all because of you Nintendo.
Instead forums are now just filled with people who bought your system getting dusty and not trading them off because they don't like it. (They got the idea, don't let anyone else get infected with the ""casual"") Or were too busy talking about how much Wii Play, Fit and Music suck (yet for some reason they keep selling GAH I HATE THEM SO MUCH.)
The internet was so much happier before you released the Wii Nintendo. Threads and threads on how awesome the PS3 was going to be and how awesome 360 games looked. We didn't have to talk about your system, but you had to ruin it. It wasn't good enough you already made profit with your purple lunchbox you had to take the market and now this from me Nintendo.
I hope your happy Nintendo.
