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Ahhhh, the good old days when we all laughed at Nintendo and said that their games were kiddy shit. Now they make games for soccer moms and gradmas. What about us, the 20 year old virgins hardcore gamers? Screw you Nintendo.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."