New, more power efficient System!
New, shorter lasting battery!
Same original effect but upgradeable if you like lumpy systems!
Still pretty much a nice middle finger, but I've never in my history had a battery issue with handhelds, how often are you 5+ hours without a charger running games constantly?. Not an issue for those who look into their systems, but to your average person, being sold on a longer battery life then being given the exact same battery life... well, that's where the middle finger comes in now doesn't it?
See Ya George.
"He did not die - He passed Away"
At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.