Pirates are not as cool as ninjas

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Words Of Wisdom on 14 October 2008

SHMUPGurus said:

TruckOSaurus said:

SHMUPGurus said:
You guys are forgetting something...

Ninjas have shurikens, Pirates have parrots.

Parrots = Win.

You can throw a shuriken at the parrot so parrots lose!!

You might be right, but while the ninja focuses on the parrot, the pirate simply has to throw his bottle of alcohol right in his face to win! So it's 2 vs. 1. That's uber pwnage! =P

And waste a perfectly good bottle of alcohol? Just pull out the pistol and shoot the ninja.

Much simpler and then you still have the alcohol.

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zexen_lowe on 14 October 2008

SHMUPGurus said:

TruckOSaurus said:

SHMUPGurus said:
You guys are forgetting something...

Ninjas have shurikens, Pirates have parrots.

Parrots = Win.

You can throw a shuriken at the parrot so parrots lose!!

You might be right, but while the ninja focuses on the parrot, the pirate simply has to throw his bottle of alcohol right in his face to win! So it's 2 vs. 1. That's uber pwnage! =P

Except for the fact that by the time it takes the pirate to throw the bottle, the ninja has already killed him and left

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luinil on 14 October 2008

You guys are forgetting that the Pirate might have Ninja Repellent...

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Mistershine on 14 October 2008

Words Of Wisdom said:

SHMUPGurus said:

TruckOSaurus said:

SHMUPGurus said:
You guys are forgetting something...

Ninjas have shurikens, Pirates have parrots.

Parrots = Win.

You can throw a shuriken at the parrot so parrots lose!!

You might be right, but while the ninja focuses on the parrot, the pirate simply has to throw his bottle of alcohol right in his face to win! So it's 2 vs. 1. That's uber pwnage! =P

And waste a perfectly good bottle of alcohol? Just pull out the pistol and shoot the ninja.

Much simpler and then you still have the alcohol.

These are not words of wisdom. You can't shoot ninjas! Have you not seen Afro Samurai??

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TruckOSaurus on 14 October 2008

Mistershine said:

Words Of Wisdom said:

SHMUPGurus said:

TruckOSaurus said:

SHMUPGurus said:
You guys are forgetting something...

Ninjas have shurikens, Pirates have parrots.

Parrots = Win.

You can throw a shuriken at the parrot so parrots lose!!

You might be right, but while the ninja focuses on the parrot, the pirate simply has to throw his bottle of alcohol right in his face to win! So it's 2 vs. 1. That's uber pwnage! =P

And waste a perfectly good bottle of alcohol? Just pull out the pistol and shoot the ninja.

Much simpler and then you still have the alcohol.

These are not words of wisdom. You can't shoot ninjas! Have you not seen Afro Samurai??

I much prefer Afro Ninja! So much funnier :

That's about the only ninja who could lose to a pirate.

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Mistershine on 14 October 2008

Every time I see Afro Ninja I piss myself laughing. People fucking themselves up is always funny.

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BringBackChrono on 14 October 2008

Wait, is it afro "ninja" or "samurai"?

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murders will foam up about their waist and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

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Mistershine on 14 October 2008

Samurai is the animated series, ninja is the numpty that face-butts the floor while playing with his toys.

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BringBackChrono on 14 October 2008

^
Yeah just noticed the video. My bad

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murders will foam up about their waist and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

....and I'll look down and whisper "no."

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