Pirates are not as cool as ninjas

[zexen_lowe]

SHMUPGurus said:

TruckOSaurus said:

SHMUPGurus said:
You guys are forgetting something...

Ninjas have shurikens, Pirates have parrots.

Parrots = Win.

You can throw a shuriken at the parrot so parrots lose!!

 

You might be right, but while the ninja focuses on the parrot, the pirate simply has to throw his bottle of alcohol right in his face to win! So it's 2 vs. 1. That's uber pwnage! =P

 

Except for the fact that by the time it takes the pirate to throw the bottle, the ninja has already killed him and left