Pirates are not as cool as ninjas

[TruckOSaurus]

Mistershine said:

Words Of Wisdom said:

SHMUPGurus said:

TruckOSaurus said:

SHMUPGurus said:
You guys are forgetting something...

Ninjas have shurikens, Pirates have parrots.

Parrots = Win.

You can throw a shuriken at the parrot so parrots lose!!

 

You might be right, but while the ninja focuses on the parrot, the pirate simply has to throw his bottle of alcohol right in his face to win! So it's 2 vs. 1. That's uber pwnage! =P

And waste a perfectly good bottle of alcohol?  Just pull out the pistol and shoot the ninja. 

Much simpler and then you still have the alcohol.

These are not words of wisdom. You can't shoot ninjas! Have you not seen Afro Samurai??

 

I much prefer Afro Ninja! So much funnier :

That's about the only ninja who could lose to a pirate.