Words Of Wisdom said:
SHMUPGurus said:
TruckOSaurus said:
SHMUPGurus said: You guys are forgetting something...
Ninjas have shurikens, Pirates have parrots.
Parrots = Win. |
You can throw a shuriken at the parrot so parrots lose!!
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You might be right, but while the ninja focuses on the parrot, the pirate simply has to throw his bottle of alcohol right in his face to win! So it's 2 vs. 1. That's uber pwnage! =P
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And waste a perfectly good bottle of alcohol? Just pull out the pistol and shoot the ninja.
Much simpler and then you still have the alcohol.
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These are not words of wisdom. You can't shoot ninjas! Have you not seen Afro Samurai??