This thread is on it's way to 2nd best VGC thread after the demotivator one. Here's mine:

The "ZIP" in the ZIP code stands for Zone Improvement Plan

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin

Look-alike contest

Albert Einstein was rejected when he applied for a university O.o

Baboons were once trained by Egyptians to wait on tables

I think civilization has been on a downaward spiral since this great achievement.

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w the film down

so you could see his moves.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that make them

looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

On average, you'll spend a year of your life looking for misplaced objects

The act of chewing an apple is a more efficient way to stay awake than caffeine (Just learned this and I'm off to get a bushel, test week is killing me)

More people die playing golf than any other sport, the leading cause of death is heart attacks and strokes.

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

so this is were the expression "a  monkey can do this job better than you" comes from, poor waiters.


this reminds me about what happened to me about 10 years ago, i was receptionist in a hotel and the manager left and they promoted another fellow receptionist as a manager, lets just say me and her were not the best work buddies when she was receptionist, she hated me because i used to give her boyfriend some bad shifts, he was the porter, her first action was demoting me to waiting job, i told her to shove it and quit the job, good times lol

Did you have to wear a monkey costume? Because if so I wanna know where this place is!

Pearls dissolve in vinegar.

The center of some golf balls contain honey.

Mexican jumping beans jump to get out of sunlight.