Hats. Baseball hats. Ditto for ponytails. Not sure if I have some strange thing for ears or necks or what, but either of those definitely work for me.
The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.










Oh Baby YES!
