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Note this thread isn't about where kingdom hearts 3 will end up is about soriku's reaction if it's announce on the ps3 this is not meant to be taken serious by anyone,so if you are going to be stupid and say something like kh3 will go to the wii or stuff like that please just leave.This is what I think will happend. Note any similarity with reality is just a mere considence the characters in this story are fictitious therefore not real.

October 10 2008 soriku arrives at his house after a long day at school just to find out his favorite franchise has been announce for the ps3.

Tetsuya Nomura:I am happy to annouce that kingdom hearts 3 is going to the ps3.

Soriku:What the F...?

Soriku(screams just like Jack Merridew's and Luke Skywalker's did.):NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After a couple of hours of a frustration,soriku decides to make a thread on vgchartz with the title "I hate you sony fanboys" and another one "Don't except me to come back ever again I hope all of die." Afterwards with a Hammer soriku hits his computer until his smashes it to pieces.With all the money he collected from previous chrismas soriku decides to get some revenge on the man that ruined his life Tetsuya Nomura.With tears in his eyes soriku run's and leaves his house.

Soriku's mom:After thinking it we've decided that were are getting you the ps3 you've been asking us since your birthday last year.

But it was too late with tears falling through his eyes the young man grab a baseball bat  and kept on running without hearing what his mother had told him.

What will happend next will soriku get his revenge?....will britney spears die?Will pikachu finally get a boner?



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He will face defeat in the bet...and probably get a PS3...then like his PS3 more than his Wii



^_^

I think he'd stop playing his wii... or replay the same games he has so his parents would buy a PS3 sooner, and just not talk about KH3 for a month or so then be back to normal.

Probably not much to worry about though.



I think he would just buy PS3



Lolcislaw said:
I think he would just buy PS3

 

This.



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Isn't he already getting a PS3.. I thought he said in that topic he didn't care if KH3 was on the Wii or PS3.



Pixel Art can be fun.

He has said he is going to get a PS3



This



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For everyone that's saying he'll buy a ps3 it won't happend since his parents won't buy him another console.



Munkeh111 said:
He has said he is going to get a PS3

 

This.



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